Oh no. The good boy caught it. Somewhere in Siberia, one very fluffy doggo sniffed the wrong rat and came down with a serious case of $PLAGUE. Doctors put a beak on him, but he just licked it. Highly contagious. Spreads from wallet to wallet.
The sample has escaped the lab. π¦ This is the official pump.fun address, also posted on @dogwifplague. Only trust the address posted here!
Uncontrollable tail wagging. Sneezing green candles. Sudden urge to check the chart every 4 seconds. Fever: 100x.
Russia, 2026. Last seen chasing a rat behind a very serious-looking lab. Refused to wear the beak properly. Bit the thermometer.
There is no cure. Doctors recommend bed rest, belly rubs and holding. Side effects may include diamond paws.